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Some Cool P.I. Model Car Kits

   

At the tender young age of nine or so, my favourite TV show was Mannix. It was on Saturday nights, and I was allowed to stay up because it wasn’t a school night.

My mom enjoyed crime and detective shows, and as the oldest child, I felt quite grown up, being allowed to sit with her on the couch and watch them with her, after my kid sisters and brother had been sent off to bed. Meanwhile, my grandmother and my Uncle Burt had already introduced me to crime fiction via Christmas and birthday presents of the Bobbsey Twins and the Hardy Boys, while the school library and friends had opened my eyes to the Three Investigators.

But something about Mannix really got me. Maybe it was Mike O’Connor’s manly charisma, or the fast-paced action you could always count on Joe to be slugged — or to slug someone — in each show. Plus there were chases and shootouts. Or maybe it was just the car…

I was also already something of a car nut — my window sill was a parking lot, already filled with Corgis, Matchboxes, and Hot Wheels. And then a wrong turn down an aisle in the toy section of Miracle Mart in Greenfield Park brought me face to face with destiny.

It was an MPC model car kit of Joe Mannix’s Oldsmobile convertible. I didn’t care if it was the car from an earlier season and that Joe no longer drove such an upscale set of wheels, now that he’d left Intertect and was running his own one-man agency.

No! What sold me was the description on side, the list of the accessories: a car phone! A gun (with REAL chrome plating!) hidden in the upholstery! And I could build it myself! I just had to have it!

I purchased it with my own carefully hoarded birthday money — my very first model car. I bought the paint the glue, and some brushes. And I snuck toothpicks and my mom’s paring knife out of the kitchen.

I didn’t do a very good job — I didn’t know anything about spray paint or masking, or even trimming the tiny parts off the plastic trees. There was an embarrassing glue smear on the windshield, and the instructions were ambivalent enough that my scant knowledge of automobiles led to more than a few assembly errors — but I was so proud when I completed it. It occupied a place of honour on my bookshelves for years and years, and it marked the start of — or confirmation of — two important obsessions in my young life. My love of cars, and my love of private eyes. Over the next few years, I must have built forty or so car model kits, and I’d probably still be building them if I hadn’t discovered girls.

The P.I. jones? That seems to be taking a little longer to get over…

CARS THAT SHOULD HAVE HAD KITS

Of course, if the kit of the Kookie Mobile listed (and pictured) above did actually exist, it automatically becomes the Great White Whale of collectible P.I. TV/model car tie-ins, because nobody’s been able to find a copy for sixty years or so. But there are several other really cool cars featured in private eye TV shows, books and films that really should have kits. Hell, I’d be willing to settle for photos of some really good scratch-built versions. Anyone?

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Preliminary list respectfully compiled by Kevin Burton Smith, with a really, really big and heartfelt shout-out to John Boyle. Anyone who has info, photos or illustrations of any of these cars (or of the possible models or toys they inspired) are urged to contact Kevin.

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