Suggested Casting Choices from the Peanut Gallery
How About…
About a zillion years ago—1998, when I first started this site–I came up with the bright idea of asking people who should play various private eyes in television or film. I tossed out a few ideas:
- Robert DeNiro as Mike Hammer?
- Harrison Ford as Travis McGee?
- Bill Murray as Shell Scott?
- Tom Selleck as Spenser?
- Or Burt Reynolds and Diane Keaton as an older Spenser and Susan Silverman?
- Glenn Close as V.I. Warshawski?
- Danny Glover as Easy Rawlins?
- Victoria Jackson as Honey West?
- Bruce Willis as Race Williams?
- Marisa Tomei as Stephanie Plum?Anyone who’s seen her in My Cousin Vinny knows she could pull it off.
- Roseanne Barr and Tom Hanks as Bertha Cool and Donald Lam? (They weren’t the “stars” they are back then)
- Demi Moore as Sharon McCone?
- Diane Keaton as Kinsey Millhone?.
- John Candy as Nero Wolfe? With John Cusack as Archie?
- And, on the tube, how about Steve Bochco or David Simon and Tom Fontana producing Joe Gores’ DKA novels and short stories as a Hill Street Blues-type television series?
- Burt Reynolds as Brock Callahan?
- “My choice for a hypothetical hero would be Brian Dennehy and/or Peter Strauss. These two gentlemen are very talented actors…and they are very strong type of men.”
- Tom Berenger as Ben Perkins?
- “Personally, my dream is to see a big-budget, period adaptation of Spillane’s One Lonely Night with Michael Madsen as Mike Hammer.”
- Danny Aiello as Nameless?
- “Harrison Ford as Travis McGee? Not bad, but my own casting for that is Kris Kristofferson as Travis, with Willie Nelson playing Meyer… better hurry though, they’re getting old like the rest of us! As for Tom Selleck as Spenser – NO, NO, a hundred times NO!!! Actually, I did read an interview with Parker some long time ago (early 80s) in which he said his ideal Spenser was Robert Mitchum when younger (but then again, Mitchum was born to play almost all these characters…) – Joan Parker has said her picks would be Harrison Ford, Nick Nolte or George Clooney. All of which seem to me viable, depending on what aspects of the character you’re going to highlight… Personally, I’d like to see a Nolte version. I started reading the Spenser books before the TV series existed, and in my mind Spenser bore a VERY strong resemblance to Burt Reynolds! (and Hawk was Lou Gossett Jr).
- Robert Davi as Fred Carver?
- “How about Harvey Keitel as Amos Walker?“
- Joe Mantegna as Toby Peters
- “I especially like the idea of Kris’n’Willie as McGee’n’Meyer, though I keep having this idea of ’em taking the Busted Flush out to sea in search of jettisoned bales of grass…”
- “Johnny Depp as Elvis Cole and Gerald McRaney as Joe Pike?”
- “Mickey Rourke as Andrew Vachss’ Burke (the other possibility, of course, is James Woods…).”
- “Michael Rapaport as Nate Heller?“
- “YES! YES! YES! I’ve always thought Burke was a bit of a head case, and Rourke wouldn’t even have to act much. What a great casting suggestion!”
- “The more I read Matt Scudder novels, the more I see Don Johnson in the part. I agree that Harrison Ford would do a fine job, but I think Johnson could look and feel the part more. Most people who watch Nash Bridges would disagree with me, but based on his performance in “Dead Bang” (which is a lousy movie, truth be told), he plays a world-weary cop, and he does it damn well.”
- “How about Nick Nolte as Matt Scudder and Brian Dennehy as Mick Ballou? Although now that Scudder’s cleaned up his act, Nolte might be a little “rough” for the role…
- Robert Patrick as John Francis Cuddy
- David Duchovny as Al Nudger
- Albert Brooks as Albert Samson
- William Hurt as David Brandstetter
- Ming-Naas Lydia Chin and Mark Harmon as Bill Smith
- Tom Skerritt as Al Darlan
- Dennis Farina as Milan Jacovich?
- Kevin Costner as Repairman Jack (one of the very few parts he might be good at)
- “Speaking of the crowd at DKA, how about Mark Valley (Boston Legal) as Larry Ballard, Ving Rhames as Bart Heslip, Paul Guilfoyle as Patrick Michael O’Bannon, Natasha Henstridge as Giselle Marc and Ed Asner as Dan Kearney? Alas, Lawrence Tierney isn’t available for that last one…”
BUT THAT WAS THEN, AND THIS IS NOW…
Of course, this site’s been around for a while, and as Albert Hammond once warned, “Time will do a number on us all.”Also, the sliding scale of popularity has waxed and/or waned over the years, and some of those picks just seem wrong in retrospect, while other picks have grown a little too long in the tooth, and others have shuffled off this mortal coil. And of course, I never dated the suggestions.
So it’s time for a fresh crop. With much recent gnashing of teeth about the casting of 70-year old Liam Neeson as Philip Marlowe (in a film NOT based on a novel by Chandler!), and continuing rumours (threats?) of yet another remake of The Maltese Falcon, it’s clear Hollywood still hasn’t a clue, so it looks like, more than ever, it’s up to us.
But thanks to the wonders of WordPress, it’s easier than ever. Got an idea who should (or shouldn’t) play your favourite dick or jane? Just hit head to the Comments Section down below, and let the world know who you’d like to see playing who…
Original suggestions by Martin Ross, James G. Edwards, Janell Williams, Chris Mills, Bryan Schingle, Jan Long, Duke Seabrook, Nathalie Bumpeau, Keith Logan, Bill Philips, and Nick Allen.
