Goofy created by Walt Disney, Pinto Colvig, Tom Palmer & Art Babbitt
Johnny Eyeball created by Dick Kinney

What’s notable is the unexpected amount of violence in its frantic six-minute running time: there’s a slam-bang car chase, someone goes off a bridge, several folks are shot,strangled, beaten or hung (in silhouette). No wonder everyone seems to be packing heat (Goofy has an actual gun drawer inside his trench coat). There are plenty of sight gags, and the vibe–remember this is Disney–is often surprisingly dark, like a montage of homicides in progress presented just in passing just to set the tone..
And Johnny/Goofy is certainly put through the wringer himself here, as he fumbles and bumbles his way through the case. He gets slipped a Mickey Finn, falls down an elevator shaft and is tossed in the river with his feet wrapped in concrete. At one point a morgue attendant turns Goofy away, telling him “Don’t come back ‘til you’re ready.”
Many consider this one of the best Goofy cartoons of the fifties, although the darkness may be why it’s now so hard to find. Supposedly Disney stopped airing it at some point because of its surprisingly violent tone, and the only official release that I know of is on Disney Treasures: The Complete Goofy DVD set (though, if you poke around enough online, it’s surprising what you can find).
FILMS
- HOW TO BE A DETECTIVE | Watch it now!
(1952, Disney)
6 minutes
Directed by Jack Kinney, Jack Hannah
Writers: Dick Kinney, Brice Mack
Music by Joseph Dubin
Starring (voices) Pinto Colvig as GOOFY/JOHNNY EYEBALL
Alan Reed as Narrator, Burglar (voice)
Billy Bletcher as Al Muldoon
and June Foray as The Dame
AVAILABLE ON
- Disney Treasures: The Complete Goofy
Over five hours of sheer Goofiness, in this tin-boxed collector’s set. In clouds “How to Be a Detective.”
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