You Can’t Keep a Good Gal Down

An Interview with Gloria Fickling, the Real Honey West

 

“Honey West here.”

That’s how Gloria Fickling answered her phone when I reached her in her study in “beautiful” Laguna Beach

Gloria, for those of you who don’t know, is Gloria Fickling, the female half of G.G. Fickling, the husband-and-wife team (her “sweet darling” husband, sportswriter Forest “Skip” Fickling, passed away six years ago)  that created Honey West, the hard-working female private eye who appeared in a popular series of books back in the fifties and sixties, inspired a mid-sixties TV show, and is “soon to be a major motion picture.” The locals call their ocean front home “the house that Honey West built”.

As I spoke with Gloria, I soon discovered her greeting was more than a little joke–Gloria’s just as captivating and charming as the character she co-created: playful and sassy, chatty and warm. She’s also got a great laugh, which she uses frequently.

Of course, these days nobody would dare call Honey a feminist icon, but in her time she was a true rara avis–an independent woman calling her own shots. She may have been prone to frequent “wardrobe malfunctions,” but she was out there knocking on doors, taking down names and answering to nobody but herself.

Honey West first appeared in  This Girl for Hire (1957) and would appear in ten more adventures, the books all utilizing the same zany blend of humour and sex that Richard Prather’s gazillion-selling Shell Scott private eye series had made mfamous. But when I mentioned that I’d heard that Prather had actually been involved in Honey’s birth, Gloria jumped in to correct me.

“Not really. We were good buddies with Richard  and his wife in Laguna Beach, but when Skip tossed out this idea we’d had at dinner one night about a female private eye Richard said he didn’t think it would work at all. We tried pitching Honey to Richard’s agent, and he wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole. Forget it, he said.”

“In fact, nobody would touch it. But I really believed in Honey, so I said to Skip, ‘Know what? We’re going to hock our last dollar and go back to New York City and pound the pavement until we sell Honey West.’ And that’s exactly what we did — we had thirty days before our budget ran out. And on the thirtieth day we sold Honey West.”

“But even then, the editor they put in charge wasn’t crazy about it. He said, ‘Okay okay, I’ll go along with this, but you’ve really got to change that name – Honey West just ain’t gonna cut it.’ But we stuck to our guns, and I think we were right – it’s a magic name.”

I admitted it was a good name, catchy and natural-sounding. But I was dying to ask her about Honey and her clothes, or more precisely the awful problem she seemed to have keeping them on. Where, I wondered, did that come from?

“Oh, well, I used to write for Women’s Wear and Look magazines, you know.”

So was this your revenge for working in fashion? Because Honey was hell on clothes! She seems to lose them at least once in every book.”

“That was just part of the formula, I guess you could call it, that sort of slightly risqué, tongue-in-cheek humour.”

How did you come up with Honey?

“Well, Skip was just a genius writer, he could write anything, science fiction, whatever.  He could type page after page without making a mistake or even going back – it used to fascinate the heck out of me. He would just bang out the books on an old-fashioned typewriter, no computers or anything. Every book was his totally. I was more the sounding board and the technical advisor, editing here and there, and and consulting on the fashion thing. But there’s one other thing I did…”

Oh?

“Well…  a lot of people think Honey was modelled after me…”

You had problems with your clothes too?

“Goodness, no! I wasn’t THAT bad!” (Chuckling)

So,  “Honey West Co-Creator Admits She Was Clothing-Challenged!”? That’s some lead.

Well, I suppose.” (Still chuckling) “I always wore rather provocative outfits, and it always intrigued Skip, the way I could get away with things. I was always a trendsetter, I never followed the fashions or did whatever everybody else did. So I think that triggered something in Skip.”

“Like, I remember one time, back in the fifties, I guess, we were sitting in the bar at the Coast Inn, and I was in my bathing suit, and there was a sign “No Bathing Suits Allowed.”

Oh no. You didn’t?

 “I pretended to.” (Giggling)  “After all, I didn’t want to disobey the sign.”

Gloria, I’m shocked!

“Well, I was only twenty-nine then… in fact, please tell everyone I still am.”

Will do. So, you and Skip had a pretty good run with Honey?

“Oh yes. Eleven books, ten million in sales world wide. And the TV series was our doing as well. We went to William Morris, made a lot of noise and ABC finally went for it.”

The show, produced by Aaron Spelling, aired during the 1965-66 season, and featured Anne Francis as “the sexiest private eye to ever pull a trigger.”

How do you feel about the series now?

“Well, I don’t know if it’s too smart to tell you this, but when we signed the contract with William Morris, they told us, “We are no longer your agents, we’re now your friends.”

We didn’t know what that meant, but we soon found out. That meant they got 90 per cent, and we got ten.”

“But still, I’m very proud of it. It was the first TV drama to feature a female lead, you know, and we won an Edgar and a Golden Globe for it. So we were very pleased that way. But they changed the character, added too many gimmicks, and insisted Honey have a running mate, Sam Bolt. In our books it was Johnny Doom, and he wasn’t her partner, he was just a, uh, suitor, I guess…and he wasn’t bailing her out all the time. We loved the ocelot, and we thought Anne Francis was lovely, but we didn’t like Auntie Whats-Her-Name (Meg). They made Honey look like she couldn’t stand on her own, and they wouldn’t let her live alone, so that no shenanigans would happen. But in the books, Johnny and the police lieutentant — who was also crazy for Honey — were there more to warn her than to rescue her. But of course she’d never listen.”

Thank God those private eyes never listen.

“Right.” (laughing) “I mean the books were provocative, but there was also a sort of sweetness and innocence about them. And they were never obscene. In fact, that’s a major part of our movie contract: Honey will never be portrayed as a lesbian, she will never use four-letter words, and there will be no explicit sex.”

Ah, the movies.

“Yes, that’s the big thing I’m up to, the big blessing these days. Did you know Dodi Fayed once had an option? Or that Danny de Vito optioned us in the mid-nineties? And even Raquel Welch wined and dined us, hoping to create a TV cartoon version, which we turned down. But finally, we have a done deal with Miramax for a motion picture franchise.”

So it’s in production?

“They’re not telling me. All my agent and my  attorney tell me is that something’s going on in New York. We had an option agreement about three or four years ago with the people behind Legally Blonde, they did what everybody else does, they tried to come up with their own version of Honey. Harvey (Weinstein, head of Miramax)  didn’t like it, so he threw it back at them. The last I heard is that they’ve got a new writer and she’s basing the script on one of the books.”

There were rumours that Reese Witherspoon will be starring?

“No, Reese is way out of the picture now. That was back when the two girls (Legally Blonde scriptwriters) Kiwi Smith and her partner, Karen McCullah Lutz, had it. They’re the ones who got Mirimax involved initially. They tracked me down and wrote me a nice letter, asked me if would talk with them. And they came rushing over and we got to be really good friends, we partied, we had martinis, we went dancing… and I was heartbroken when they were cut out of the picture.”

In a perfect world, how would you see the picture going?

“Well, in a perfect world, every film would be based on one of the books. Bombshell (the ninth in the series) has a really very very exciting story, and  Skip even wrote a whole shooting script for it. I’m hoping if things turn out well, eventually someone will look at that script. We could never get anyone to ever even look at it before.”

And who would you like to play Honey?

“Well, there’s that girl with the funny name, just about the right age, just won an Oscar, um… Charlize Theron. They sent a whole packet of photographs of her with one of the scripts, and I thought she’d be just fabulous”

And you still live in Laguna Beach?

“Yes, we’ve lived here since the fifties, and I still do. In fact, I’m sitting here behind my computer, and I’m looking at an entire wall of Honey West books in every language, and we have this gorgeous view of the ocean and the hills, and I just feel we’ve been very blessed.

So you’re keeping busy?

“Oh my, yes. I’m still writing, I do restaurant reviews for the local paper. I’m very high profile here in Laguna Beach, I attend art galleries three or four times a week, and I love to dance. Oh, and I’m still twenty-nine, of course.”

Of course. Anything else?

 “Honey was the first, she broke the barrier… and I’m very proud that Skip and I did that.”

You should be. I mean, Grafton, Muller and Paretsky get a lot of credit, but Skip and you were there first.… and sure, these women’s characters may have a bit better clothing control than Honey ever did and boast a few more serious themes…

“But they’re not as much fun!” (Chuckling)

Exactly.

 

Respectfully submitted by Kevin Burton Smith. Portions of this interview, conducted by telephone in June 2004, first appeared in the 2004 Fall Issue of Mystery Scene (Number 86). Used with permission of the author. And thanks to Jon and Dean for the poke.

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