Amateur Hour

Official Occupations of Some Popular Accidental Eyes

They look like private eyes.
They sound like private eyes.
They smell like Private eyes.
They even taste like private eyes.

But they’re not private eyes. Their jobs don’t naturally lead to them investigating crime, but call them what you will, these eyes by accident, these gifted (or not so gifted) amateurs with attitude are the real (or sometimes surreal) deal.

BABY PHOTOGRAPHER

BUILDING CONTRACTOR

CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT

COMIC BOOK WRITER

DENTIST

EMPLOYMENT AGENCY MANAGER

ENCYCLOPEDIA SALESMAN

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PROFESSOR OF SOCIOLOGY

SPORTS AGENT

TATTOO ARTIST

TRUCKER

And for other eyes that aren’t eyes, but really are, see:

Respectfully compiled by Kevin Burton Smith. Hey, it’s my prerogative… (and my site).

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